人生

一部高档手机，70％的功能是没用的；一款高档轿车，70％的速度是多余的；一幢豪华别墅，70％的面积是空闲的；一堆公务人员，70%是混饭吃的；一所大学里，70％的教授是扯淡的；一大堆社会活动，70％是无聊空虚的；一屋子衣物用品，70％是闲置没用的；一辈子挣钱再多，70％是留给别人花的。 结论：生活简单明了，享受人生守住30％便好。

正处、副处，最后都不知落在何处；正局、副局，最后都是一样的结局；正部、副部，最后都在一起散步；总理、副总理，最后都是一个道理；主席、副主席，最后都会一样缺席。

人生如赛场，上半场按学历、权力、职位、业绩、薪金比上升；下半场以血压、血脂、血糖、尿酸、胆固醇比下降。上半场顺势而为，听命；下半场事在人为，认命！愿同学们上下兼顾，两场都要赢。没病也要体检，不渴也要喝水，再烦也要想通，有理也要让人，有权也要低调，不疲劳也要休息，不富也要知足，再忙也要锻炼。

人的一生，好比乘坐北京地铁一号线：途径国贸，羡慕繁华；途径天安门，幻想权力，途径金融街，梦想发财；经过公主坟，遥想华丽家族；经过玉泉路，依然雄心勃勃--- 这时有个声音飘然入耳：乘客您 •好,八宝山快到了！顿时醒悟：人生苦短,总会到站！如果您的时间还宽裕，把这几句话转几个群，网上很多人看，转了心里舒坦。 看完这段文章而不转发的人大约为70%！

Are You Speaking English?

This will make it easier to understand your colleagues in London.

What the British say: "I hear what you say"
What the British mean: "I disagree and do not want to discuss it any further"
What is understood:"He accepts my point of view"

What the British say: "This is in no sense a rebuke"
What the British mean: "I am furious with you and letting you know it"
What is understood: "I am not cross with you"

What the British say: "With the greatest respect"
What the British mean: "I think you are wrong (or a fool)"
What is understood: "He is listening to me"

What the British say: "Correct me if I'm wrong"
What the British mean: "I know I'm right--please don't contradict me"
What is understood: "Tell me what you think"

What the British say: "That's not bad"
What the British mean: "That's good or very good"
What is understood: "That's poor or mediocre"

What the British say: "QUITE good" (with the stress on the "quite")
What the British mean: "A bit disappointing"
What is understood: "Quite good"

What the British say: "quite GOOD" (with the stress on the "good ")
What the British mean: "excellent"
What is understood: "Quite good"

What the British say: "Perhaps you would like to think about...."/"I would suggest..." /"It would be nice if..."
What the British mean: "This is an order. Do it or be prepared to justify yourself..."
What is understood: "Think about the idea, but do what you like"

What the British say: "Do as much as you think is justifed"
What the British mean: "Do it all"
What is understood: "Do what you can"

What the British say: "Oh, by the way/Incidentally ..."
What the British mean: "The primary purpose of our discussion is..."
What is understood: "This is not very important ..."

What the British say: "I was a bit disappointed that/It is a pity you..."
What the British mean: "I am most upset and cross"
What is understood: "It doesn't really matter"

What the British say: "Very interesting"
What the British mean: "I don't agree/I don't believe you"
What is understood: "They are impressed"

What the British say: "Could we consider some other options"
What the British mean: "I don't like your idea"
What is understood: "They have not yet decided"

What the British say: "I'll bear it in mind "
What the British mean: "I will do nothing about it"
What is understood: "They will probably do it"

What the British say: "Please think about that some more"
What the British mean: "It's a bad idea: don't do it"
What is understood: "It's a good idea, keep developing it"

What the British say: "I'm sure it's my fault"
What the British mean: "I know it is your fault, please apologise"
What is understood: "It was somebody else's fault"

What the British say: "That is an original point of view"
What the British mean: "You must be mad, or very silly"
What is understood: "They like my ideas!"

What the British say: “I’m sure you'll get there eventually”
What the British mean: “You don't stand a chance in hell”
What is understood: “Keep on trying; they agree I'm on the right track”

The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

成语

~!~




答案：


1 異曲同工
2 自圓其说
3 可圈可点
4 天下無雙/一五一十
5 有口无心/口是心非
6 口直心快
7 无与伦比
8 啼笑皆非
9 裡應外合
10 三姑六婆
11 五音不全
12 面面俱到/兩面3刀
13 一踏胡塗
14 多此一舉
15 左右開弓
16 天方夜谭
17 羊入虎口
18 白纸黑字
19 伏首稱臣
20 石破天惊
21 能屈能伸
22 三從四德
23 風花雪月
24 四大皆空
25 德高望重
26 四脚朝天
27 三言两语
28 入木三分
29 揚眉吐气/眉目傳情
30 比翼双飞
31 正中下怀
32 舉一反三
33 馬失前蹄
34 點到为止
35 莫名其妙

~!~

雨天的回忆

~!~

汪峰

我无法忘记童年小城的青石路
和祖母唱的古老的旋律
我无法忘记故乡秋末的麦地
和南方水柳摇摆的倩影
可是我最无法忘记的
还是那个雨天的回忆
你就在紫色的雨中
轻轻地悄悄地离去
我无法忘记那只廉价的吉他
和那件破旧的蓝色军装
我无法忘记那面红色的旗帜
和那条嚎叫的荒凉街道
可是我最无法忘记的
还是那个雨天的回忆
你就在紫色的雨中
轻轻地悄悄地离去
我无法忘记那个一九八九的夏夜
和一九九九狂欢的人群
我无法忘记那楚零零八的灾难
和二零一一荒谬的悲剧
我无法忘记山顶弃儿的抽泣
小巷中孤独骑士的呻吟
我无法忘记远山行者的呼喊
和穷街放浪囚徒的悲鸣
可是我最无法忘记的
还是那个雨天的回忆
你就在紫色的雨中
轻轻地悄悄地离去
其实我最无法忘记的
还是那个雨天的回忆
我就在紫色的雨中
静静地深深地哭泣

安全地带 － 玉置浩二 －Kōji Tamaki

~!~

Wikipedia: 安全地带 (Anzen Chitai)

Wikipedia:玉置 浩二 (Kōji Tamaki)










~!~

Chinese

~!~

1.象棋：中国政治象征，一切为了保帅。

2.麻将：中国国民象征，互相算计，只为自己成功。

3.围棋：中国思维象征，一切都是非白即黑。

4.军棋：中国官场的象征，官大一级压死人。

5.杂技：中国现状的象征，折腾来折腾去其实都是为了维稳。

6.武术：中国军事的象征，架式吓人，近期没见制服过谁。


~!~